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Friday, August 08, 2008

The honest truth about men


That's why many woman is still single. peace

1. The nice men are ugly.
2. The handsome men are not nice.
3. The handsome and nice men are gay.
4. The handsome, nice, and heterosexual men are married.
5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.
6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.
7. The handsome men without money are after our money.
8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough.
9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have no money, are cowards.
10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have money and thank God are straight, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!
11. The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.
NOW...WHO IN THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN?!? :tsk:

"Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with."

10 comments:

JK said...

I have been called shy all my life... I am I dont pick up on when I am being flirted with either... I was only ever with one person... I was married to her for about 21 years and with her for about 25 years... I was 15 when I met her and fell in love... I lost her and never planned on moving on... I was not looking but I ran into Nancy and found the same special feelings I felt for my wife...

namaku wendy said...

but i have a man who really love me, mbak ehm setidaknya begitulah yg aku rasasampai hari ini hehehe nyambung gak yah;p

seezqo said...
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seezqo said...

But there must be somebody for everyone ...

Emma said...

emma:
wow...aku suka post ini hihihi
lucu bin bener ya.....
hahahahhaha.....

Cherish Leow said...

hello! such a good post on Men..
there are just so many shy men out there~~~ and yikes, some really do not think they are good enough even when they are not bad at all~ low self esteem, they are..

sigh~~~

-Cherish

tyasjetra said...

lah.. terus, kita kebagian yg mana kalo cowok2na begituuu??
eh, kok kitaaa... udah gak hunting lagi kok.., hehe..

Tety Kurniati said...

Kesimpulannya "No Body's perfect"

Me said...

He..he...aku cuma bisa nyengir kuda bacanya...

Herdin O. T. said...

Pernah patah hati dan dicuekin laki-laki ya Mbak.... eniwei.. salam kenal yaa

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